Mr twit the dumb: he is an ugly, unpleasant, idiotic person, he has a big, fat beard with food like cheese and sardines he is a twit( kinda in his name). He loves pulling pranks on Mrs twit as well he is really gruesome. He is as ugly as a (no idea) maybe a dog who won the world's ugliest dog competition and is a big nincompoop he only cares about himself and is a cannibal and loves bird pie and he should wash his beard because it is so unhygienic. His beard is a ugly dinosaur(best metaphor i could come up with).
Mrs Twit the dumber(that makes sense right): glass eyed freak who has a gun which shoots 50 bullets with one shot who had enough time to actually get worms from the ground and make them spaghetti she is ugly, unpleasant, and definitely should get divorced with Mr Twit she has crazy hair which is like an electrocuted lion’s mane standing on end. She actually believed that she was shrinking when she could've just checked her height every day which just goes to show that she as dumb as you think( CrAzY, RiGhT) very, very,very, very, very , very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very ugly and I mean it when i say it.
